Yes…you were both invited…I just hadn’t sent invites out yet.
(you should get them in the mail today….now don’t you feel silly?)
Now…here are the instructions you need…
- with your left hand, pull the waist band of your pants away from your body.
- with your right hand, reach behind you and into your pants and grab ahold of your panties.
- with a firm tug, release panties from the wad that is evidentally stuck in your ass.
- smile and enjoy the feeling of your panties not being in a wad anymore.
Have a nice day! :.)
*for the record…this is being typed in a humurous, joking, funny, ha-ha manner. (as I am assuming those comments were…I could be wrong though.) It is a joke my peeps. Just a joke. No need for flaming emails or ugly posts on my myspace or phone calls telling me how horrible I am and that I’m a bitch (which I already know, no need to point that out to me..I am aware, thanks.) Again I repeat…this is a JOKE.*