anything at all…

So there is this thread on two peas today asking what you would ask for if you could have anything you want..aside from world peace and family harmony…..if money were no object. What would you wish for???
Here is my list:
1. A 200 acre ranch in Montana. I don’t know why, but Montana [...]

Stupid is as stupid does

I didn’t think it was possible.
But I believe I may have found a dog even dumber than Junior.
(Is dumber a word?? guess so, my spell check thingie didn’t show up like it did when I typed thingie just now so I guess it must be a word)
Anywhoo.
I’m chewing gum.
It keeps me from eating.
Which is good.
I [...]

Just what do you call that stuff???

Is it snow? Is it rain? is it sleet?
All I know is it’s a weird bunch of stuff falling from the sky that is guaranteeing that the trip to pick up the kidlets from school will be an adventure.
I’ll call it “ranoweet”
That’ll work.
Anyway, it’s coming down out there.
I guess I’ll get my wish of having [...]

I’m trying.

I really am.
I am trying to get into the Christmas spirit.
Trying really hard.
Hopefully all of these sad feelings I have will lessen soon and I can at least go to church without crying like a baby.
We went to church yesterday, just like every other Sunday.
But you know that God always has ways of speaking to [...]

I will miss you.

I love you Uncle Mike. I am so sad that you have gone. But I know that you aren’t hurting anymore.
Thank you for being my Uncle.
Thank you for singing to me when I was little.
Thank you for taking me fishing.
Thank you for teaching me that it’s not ok to use “X-mas” in place of [...]

meanies and letting the dogs out

I feel icky today.
Darn you Eve!!! Why did you have to eat that apple??? And who listens to a snake anyway..I mean seriously..what were you smoking woman???
Anyway…I feel icky.
But I do love the dollar store. I had to go there today. That place is the debil.
I can’t wait to go back on Friday…when [...]

My Christmas list.

I’m taking a break from the “Christmas stress” series I was going to do.
I’m making a Christmas list for me.
I have not made a list for me in a long time.
Like, not since I had Clayton darn near 13 years ago.
(wow…thirteen? really? ahh, that’s another post.)
So, dear Santa, here is my list:
1. I [...]

Tis the season for….

STRESS!
Who’s idea was it anyway to make the most joyful holiday of the year the most stressful???
I want to find that person.
I want to kick them in the shin.
Not nice, not nice at all!
So, I’m stressing.
Why?
(well thank your lil’ pea pickin heart for asking!!)
Let me count the ways:

I need to mail out cards. Christmas cards. [...]

The prayer of a five year old.

There are tons of things that my kids do that make me weepy.
I think that is just part of being a mom. They do things that are cute, or accomplish something in their lives you alway hoped for and you get weepy.
But I am not a weepy person..so my kids usually have to do [...]

And then they were elves…

One day I had three kids…and then I went to www.elfyourself.com and now I have three elves.
And a sore stomach from laughing so hard.
Go do it…
I dare ya!
(but before you do…go watch mine!)
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1232139053