Won’t you (not) be my neighbor?

I think I may have mentioned before that I am not crazy about the dude who lives in the upstairs apartment next door.
I think I may have mentioned him using his weed eater *over* my fence to cut my grass to nubs to “make it look better”.
I think I may have mentioned how his idiot [...]

I’m sorry

I know you won’t be reading this for awhile…it’s hard to check your email when the computer is down.But I’m sorry.
I’m sorry that the one time you call me for help…I can’t give it.
I wanted to…I really did.
I just couldn’t.
I didn’t have it.
I wish I had everything you needed.
I really want to help you.
I want [...]

I’m goin home…

Since I finally caved and told my mom, I can talk all about it here!
Brian and I are going to Kansas to visit family this summer. It was supposed to be a surprise for my mom..but she has had so much ickiness to deal with lately that I wanted to give her something [...]

Granny Panties

I had to make a trip to wal-mart today.
Nothing noteworthy there.
Except for one *ahem* large detail.
I had to buy panties.
Now, please note that I am well aware that everyone wears panties (or should) and that I am not special in the need to purchase said undergarments….
However….
Let’s just say it’s been awhile since I’ve bought any.As [...]

Just stress

Have you ever had one of those days when you just want to cry?
I am having one today. (could just be the PMS I’m suffering from though..who knows.)I am just feeling very stressed lately.
My uncle is sick, and his doctor is an idiot. Seriously. I think the fake doctors on t.v. could do a better [...]

In response to the comments on my last entry…

Yes…you were both invited…I just hadn’t sent invites out yet.(you should get them in the mail today….now don’t you feel silly?)
Now…here are the instructions you need…

with your left hand, pull the waist band of your pants away from your body.
with your right hand, reach behind you and into your pants and grab ahold of your [...]

Brian is turning 30

Finally….

It’s about time he joined the land of the “grown-up”…. too bad it’s not as fun as I thought it would be.

At least he still has the sweet knowledge that I will always be older than him…albeit wiser. LOL!

So, he’s going to be 30. We are having a big ol’ party. Like a double kegger [...]